Yes, this blog may be revived. May only.
(No pun intended)
Name: Soo Wah Ming Wayne
Birthdate: 6th Jan 94
School: NUS High School
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Tuesday, September 30, 2008;

Lol today was bloody fun, really. Early in the morning luminos spam single colour, during break kena once all clear, all thanks to jiu cheng gao method. I so pro, like if Chuck Norris plays luminos, the blocks will auto differenciate and all white go one side all red go other side. THATs Chuck Norris.

Thanks a million to Ms Chua for making a "What you need to know" list, saves my life, and many others... I just know it. And great la, maths teacher release us early, geography release early...

Oh then the filming, of the advertisement.
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I messed up praveer's ad. X.X

Just for laughs:


EPIC.
Another 10 minutes wasted
8:30 PM Monday, September 29, 2008;

Today was mostly a boring day, so I'll do something even gayer than gay.

Analysis of friends in NUS High (M08206 boys gang):
By order of seating arrangement

Andrew: Hamster face ^^ (Copied zik's favourite move and favourite word)
Dillen: I liek cakes, oh and he lieks food poisoning in monster hunter ._.
Praveer: Velcum to hees vurld. Hees toterlee randum. I riek zo corpee zim.
Sourav: Friends? Maybe not
Zikri: Zi very pl0 zoccer, oh and zi fav word zi f***, no I mean cheeze buns.
Chester: Zee joined praveers vurld of randumnez, oh and sat on it
Spencer: Chester's drawing board, and the pro keeper aura
Shahid: Dildo.
Yu Jia: Boys gang? Appropriate...

Analysis of friends in GA (Admins + Some others)
By order of balls size:

Head (Aloy) : He has big balls and big head.
Prophecy (zf) : Hes blaming people for puberty ._.
DarkEnforcer (ken) : He has a job, and big balls.
Pronewb (joshua) : His stamina is as big as his balls.
Abyss (-NIL-) : Hes a p5 with big balls.
BlazeInfinity (dylan) : He has hot balls.
-Doom-San (praveer) : Cant find ._.
Another 10 minutes wasted
2:01 PM Saturday, September 27, 2008;

Today was the day my grandma has given up on her fortune to the younger generation, and the only day all relatives turned up. They held a party in my house and chatting happily, leaving grandma alone.


Grandma has 10 children.

List of surviving children:

3rd Aunt

4th Aunt (Most filial)

5th Aunt

6th Aunt

7th Aunt (2nd Most filial)

Dad (Only son WAHAHAHAHAHA)

10th Aunt


Being traditional ah ma, of course only son get all the casheee, and being a traditional papa, of course I get all the casheeeee. WAHAHAHAHAHHA I WILL DOMINATE THE WORLD!! (loljk)


It really shows alot bout my relatives...


Ok today IMO was super duper fun. With my luminus blox, I did many stunts. Like teh countless single colour bonus, and the epic downfall of yujia's highscore. Oh and the jiu chen gao (my chinese typer is screwing me) and the "fail". At least cheeseng support me, losers. Yu Jia(n) all "cheering" me on, and I pooned. Didn't lose the game, but forced to game over to record the highscore after the low battery thing appeared.


Oh and the solution for yesterday's post:

Both solutions are wrong, refer to wikipedia for the correct probability.


Solution 1 is wrong cause there are 4 players, every round 4 cards gone.

Solution 2 is wrong for the same reason, that each player gets one card after another player gets one.

In case you dunno wads jiu cheng gao, here it is:
Another 10 minutes wasted
9:03 PM Friday, September 26, 2008;

I finally found the DMG of my life (DMG =/= GF)...

And I understood what a DM is like...

Lol nvm lets get back to blogging. Its normal if you don't understand the above lines, cause you need to know yugioh.

Since I have absolutely nothing better to do, Ill do something gay, like probability on Big 2.

The Question: What are the chances of getting 4 "2"s? (In a 4 player game)

Solution 1:
1st 2: Out of 52 cards, 4 are 2s, so chances are 4/52.
2nd 2: Out of 51 cards, 3 are 2s, so chances are 3/51.
3rd 2: Out of 50 cards, 2 are 2s, so chances are 2/50.
4th 2: Out of 49 cards, 1 is 2, so chances are 1/49.

Multiplying them together gives 1/270725

Solution 2:
Let the 4 players be A, B, C and D.
1st 2: There is 1/4 chance that it will go to person A.
2nd 2: There is 1/4 chance that it will go to person A.
3rd 2: There is 1/4 chance that it will go to person A.
4th 2: There is 1/4 chance that it will go to person A.

Multiplying them together gives 1/256.

So why are the values different? Which solution is wrong (Or both are wrong)? Why is it wrong?

If you want the answer, find me =D.
(Clue: In every 379 games, one game will get 4 "2"s.)
Another 10 minutes wasted
6:08 PM Thursday, September 25, 2008;

Just recieved the email for cup of hope thingie...

Ok here goes:

Dear Students,

Please note that there will be a prize presentation on the ‘Cup of Hope’ International Mathematics Contest on Monday 29 Sep 08 during morning assembly. You are either the Winner of the Gold medal or the Silver medal. I’ll announce the result of the contest during the morning assembly. Please gather and get ready near the stage in the hall at 7:35am to receive your medal. I’ll meet you near the stage at 7:35am.

The sequence of the winners receiving the medal is as follows:
Ok not listing the names =D


Ok today morning PE rope skipping, couldnt do rocking... Oh and heres something you should see...
Now you believe? Oh and thats my bed ^^
Another 10 minutes wasted
4:50 PM Tuesday, September 23, 2008;

Chester wants me to post. So I'll post after he goes offline, which is now. (lol)

Today was a surprisely and interestingly boring day. Morning chinese, yes and soccer with the year 6s. Lalalala played for 5 minutes and began uniting millipedes as happy families. One curled up, (so sad) and another 2 avoided each other. Then Spencer got subbed out and we moved to the shade. Great! More millipedes, and so they unite!

Great job on getting an A for maths, (I was being sacarstic) WHERE IS THAT +!?!?!?
Even yj and shahid got A+, wheres mine!! ROAR!! I wan a +!!!

Oh and Im the lim pei of 4 now, 3 from cat high, 1 from nus high (guess guess guess)..
Since this post is bloody short Ill add some stuff in, like this:

"Millipedes (Class Diplopoda, previously also known as Chilognatha) are arthropods that have two pairs of legs per segment (except for the first segment behind the head which does not have any appendages at all, and the next few which only have one pair of legs). Each segment that has two pairs of legs is a result of two single segments fused together as one. Most millipedes have very elongated cylindrical bodies, although some are flattened dorso-ventrally, while pill millipedes are shorter and can roll into a ball, like a pillbug. Millipedes are detritivores and slow moving. Most millipedes eat decaying leaves and other dead plant matter, moisturising the food with secretions and then scraping it in with the jaws. However they can also be a minor garden pest, especially in greenhouses where they can cause severe damage to emergent seedlings. Signs of millipede damage include the stripping of the outer layers of a young plant stem and irregular damage to leaves and plant apices.
This class contains around 10,000 species. There are 13 orders and 115 families.
The giant African millipede (Archispirostreptus gigas) is the largest species of millipede.
Millipedes can be easily distinguished from the somewhat similar and closely related centipedes (Class Chilopoda), which move rapidly, and have a single pair of legs for each body segment."

-Straight from wikipedia, thanks alot!

This is the 4th Signer Dragon, Ancient fairy dragon:


Now this blog post is long!!
Another 10 minutes wasted
10:54 PM Saturday, September 20, 2008;

Having an ok day, apparently slept through some gossips about me, from 4pm-8pm, relatives talk lotsa stuff bout me. Why? I spilt todays ginseng tea on the floor, which is not even 1/20 of the entire jar. Well done on my efforts to earn nags from grandma, AND relatives. Somehow they manage to talk bout one cousin of mine still using the pacifyer at p6, and relating to my spoiltness. Did any1 forgot to tell them we BOTH are studying the same thing in maths? (Hes taking night classes in NUS).


Someday I will draw a family tree, but right now I just found out how to view the page source without right clicking, and COINCIDENTALLY I just bought dreamweaver, so Im fooling around...


YuGiOh: BlackRose dragon USD$79, I missed my bloody chance. I knew its too cheap when my local shop sold it at $34, but wads done is done, I saw right before my eyes my dream card sold.

And someone by the name of -ahem- came to my house and duelled me. (Hes 1000000000 times richer than me, and has 10000000000 more rare cards than me, but my skills are 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times more than him)


Match 1:

LightSworn Deck (Me) VS Six Samurai Deck (Him) Won with 200LP

Crystal Beast Deck (Me) VS Crystal beast Deck (Him) Lost with him having 6000LP -.-

Spellcaster Deck (Me) VS Burn Deck (Him) Won with 700LP


Epic win, my spellcaster won only cuz I negated all his traps with soserer of black magic, er socerer, socserer, how u spell that?


Match 2: (Banned cards are allowed, but max 3)

Splashable Deck (Me) VS Burn Deck (Him) He won with 2300LP

LightSworn Deck (Me) VS Crystal beast deck (Him) He won by decking me out

Dragon Deck (Me) VS Final Countdown deck (Him) Final Countdown pwned me...


Peeps asking me why my uber gay dragon deck lost, cuz of my only hopes of winning the match, not game. Ban cards I used: Yata Garatsu, Chaos Emperor Dragon, Victory Dragon, cards he used : Mirage of Mama (Mirage of nightmare), Call of the mama, and Mama reborn.


Yata lockdown liao, but in order to win the match, I have to activate victory dragon's effect, which was to reduce their life points to 0 with Victory Dragon, and its effect allows me to win the entire match. Each turn I summon one dragon, until got 3 then can tribute for Vic. D, but wdf final countdown 20 turns so fast, and level limit B only allow my yata to direct att every turn.


So that concludes my terrible defeat in a rematch.


Einstien club was gay, Dr H was gay, the propaganda was gay, and they claim even Im gay... Wut? Only boy la pity me.... Noob Thaheed got some exams, YS popped up at the end. Ok I got some peeps from cat high, and they asked me "Do you have girlfriend, you mix with so many girls"... and I asked back "Do you wanna join NUSH?"


Divert successful, but negative reply... Nvm and then this random dragonfly lover from nush told them I go for -ahem- boys and they were making fun of me...


Nvm their parents gave them a scolding...


Great now I shall SMS them and tell them about NUSH! (And hopefully change their mind and join NUSH, lol propaganda fail)



Another 10 minutes wasted
8:52 PM Tuesday, September 16, 2008;

Wow time really flies, 4 days no blog liao...
Days not really interesting, except some "sightseeing".
Oh yea god bless TFH.

My best friend in p2, now had a bad bad accident.
1. Fell of the stair
2. No blood
3. Internal bleeding in brain
4. Head cut open to let blood flow out
5. Shaved, so can see ugly scar on head.
6. Brain damaged a little
7. No school till next year
8. Cannot even talk
9. Can only move head
10.Lost balance
11.Cannot stand up
12.Cannot do simple actions

Get well soon, really...

Another 10 minutes wasted
10:26 PM Friday, September 12, 2008;

Promised Chester to blog yesterday night, but didn't cuz too tired.
1. did chemistry first 100 elements for electron config (condensed)
2. prepared for a non-existant file check
3. chionged chinese homework which I missed

Previous few days were sick, down with fever. I act hero go school, in the end 37.6 degrees become 38.7, then go see doctor 39.5 waweee! The blooddy nurse said I got 37.1, of course I ask retake.

During these boring days, watched yugioh mostly, and funny youtube videos.

Hmm ok on thursday rope skipping was lame. Managed to rememaber some tricks learned in p6, but the cough is hindering me, gah... I remember that time in p6, the rope skipping competition (Yes, I entered a competition, but for my house, not for some gay CCA)and got 1st o.O". Then when I won, the teacher in charge asked "Are you saving energy for the rope skipping and giving up on the 4x100m boys? (I entered that too, I was fit last time FYI...) I answered, 4x100m more important, cuz get 4 trophies. Well we didnt get any (wdf, defending champion all time didnt get anything?) and hah, he asked me "How do you, as a boy, manage to keep interest in rope skipping?" I replied " I don't, I just skip whatever I can". In my mind actually: "IM JUST LIKE ANY BLOODY STUDENTS AND DUN LIKE ANY BLOODY GAY EXCECISES LIKE ROPE SKIPPING. Anyway, somebody managed to steal another person's clothes for PE, so cool! Cost: 1 demerit point.

Ok and then there's soccer. I can't be a keeper, I suck at that, at least I can err, run, but I wanna keep trying. I dun believe after playing so long basketball, I can't block a single ball which I'm just supposed to catch, deflect or kick away. Ok nvm -.-

Then asshole大二, if you know what I mean. Became king once, YES! Someone fulfilled the instant win condition and I just rose up the ranks, LOL king became asshole! Ok I lost mostly =X

Promised Chester this to be a gay long one, but I cant just remember wad to blog...

无士最怕双车
无象最怕双炮
-Wise words of C.Chess teacher

无将最怕输
-Pwnage words of someone from 207. (TZX)



Listen to lyrics, ok I know the melody sux...


Look at the last part, LOL.

Ok if you dun understand just ask me I'll translate.
Another 10 minutes wasted
5:50 PM Monday, September 8, 2008;

Wierd day today.
1st thing in the morning never bring pencil box and GC, and today is maths and chem lesson. Instant fail.
Then in class borrowed Praveer's "Praveer pen", the pen with the super small name carved on it. So gooooooooooooooooooooood, thanks anyway.
Ball confiscated, 11-1 nth better to do except PSP. Yea, PSP. Chester played guilty gear, WR played some version one of some music game, and I played YGO: TF2. In the end did some tricks with GTA, really tricks, and pwnage skills with the motorbike.
Video below depicts the army life in 1970, a hokkien song.
Another 10 minutes wasted
7:55 PM Saturday, September 6, 2008;

3 days since last post. I figured I had to update it.
K 1st up terrible defeat by gms in gb event. I was so happy when we met, our formation was perfect... Plus the top players in guild fighting? There's so way this can happen...
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Yep, full of joy at first. Didn't catch an SS of the defeat...

All maths tests over, finally! And, IMO training wan't bad. PSP pwned the lesson, and colouring ain't boring, specially when its not your worksheet. And when it is, eraser comes in handy. Solved 9 out of 10 today, WAAHAHAHAHA. Those year 1 played poker cards, now what can I say? (Im equally guilty =P)

Now, homework, haven't touched it for entire week. Something tells me I should do it.
Yes I must... No choice.
Another 10 minutes wasted
8:43 PM Wednesday, September 3, 2008;

lame day lame day lame day....
Early in the morning: Maths test.
6 questions only, ONLY. Enough to kill me.
1. Prove/Disprove question (10 marks)
Everything seemed true to me... REALLY.
2. Proving (6 marks)
Marks giveaway
3. Proving (Killer)
Prove that n^561=n mod 561 for all integer n. (qwerty?)
4. Decryption (10 marks)
Mathematics is the queen of the sciences and number theory is the queen of mathematics. —Gauss
We are suppoed to decrypt a message, and it turns out to be the quote above.
5. Chinese Remainder Theorem
Ok, theres a reason why its only 4 marks.
6. Modulus calculation question
Ok, heres the strange part. I use calculator brute force and got answer, and I dunno working, so anyhow put. Hope the teacher see answer correct then give full marks. =P (10 mark question)

Just when I thought I got rid of number theory, maths olympiad class give another number theory. AHHH! Played PSP for 1st hour, 2nd hour racked my brain. A little.

Went to J-east card shop, buy cards, got a bloody flame wingman foil, how many of them I have liao?

Chester said my blog was boring. And I dunno how to spice it up...
Another 10 minutes wasted
8:20 PM Monday, September 1, 2008;

Yesterday didn't blog cuz its a totally boring day...

Before anything, just a post by forum flamer ExiledDown,with regards to my pwnt of SN
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Today is totally busy, why? LavaDeception guild members giving me a headache. 11 people online, cant even split themselves into groups of 3 (11+me), I organise until i give up. So im here blogging and ranting.

Ah well, we are ranked 7 in gb now, lifes getting busier...
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As you can see, head is apparently being hell of a lame and spamming every1...

Of course there is much fun in this...
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2222 in the game with doomsan, lost to them in 3v3s, but kinda played well in 4v4s.

Heres our pride:
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Grats Opponent on 1 point!!
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Weeee
Another 10 minutes wasted
4:40 PM